White Decadence

Sometimes the best you can do is just survive

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Anonymous asked: YOU CANT LEAVE. WE NEED YOU.

On a further note, Tseng is in charge. Least til I change out of my holiday shorts and flip flops.

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Anonymous asked: MR PRESIDENT. WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEEN? THE COUNTRY IS FALLING APART.

I’m going back on vacation.

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Anonymous asked: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.

…Well. My ass, really.

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Anonymous asked: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

What the fuck did I just read? :)

Filed under You have problems. So vast in number.

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Anonymous asked: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.

…Sure! Let me just go get that for you…

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Anonymous asked: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.

I’ve been back 10 fucking minutes. FOR FUCKS SAKE.

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Anonymous asked: *gives pillow to muse just in case Tseng-San comes back for a surprise attack*

Hey, good idea! But..er.. Tseng can’t surprise me. Really. I’m like a fucking ninja. He just doesn’t know it. I let him attack me…

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Anonymous asked: I CAN'T! You're awesome!

(What is this in response to? XD I’ve been gone SO DAMN LONG. XD)

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Anonymous asked: *Hugs the awesome Rufus-mun and give coffee to Rufus-muse* Thank you for always making me smile!